Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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