So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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