Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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