I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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