Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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