Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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