She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize