Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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