so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
honey bunches of taint.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So apparently I’m into choking now
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