She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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