There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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