May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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