I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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