Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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