Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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