plz talk dirty to me
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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