Dual....:-)
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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