your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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