It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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