And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So apparently I’m into choking now
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