Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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