she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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