I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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