I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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