youre lurking in front of me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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