Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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