if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
how does that bad decision feel?
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