the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
nutella sex= disaster
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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