READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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