PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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