Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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i will never coherently bang her
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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