The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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