Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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