Don't make out with my wife yet
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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