i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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