Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
FUCK WHALES
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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