Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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