paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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