i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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