Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he puts the penis in happiness.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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