She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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