JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize