Are we in a gay sports bar?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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