Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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