summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'm really busy with my period
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