it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
40s are totally the cure
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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