Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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