i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize