So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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