ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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